Top 5 Funniest Jokes

Why don’t pirates eat eachother?
It would be cannonballism!

Submitted by ethan

17 upvotes | 1 downvotes

I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me.

Submitted by dad

15 upvotes | 3 downvotes

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

Submitted by dad

15 upvotes | 0 downvotes

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.

Submitted by dad

14 upvotes | 0 downvotes

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Submitted by dad

14 upvotes | 0 downvotes